Let’s face it: You were put on this earth to shake what your mama gave you, but instead, you’re staring at a spreadsheet, wondering how many more years until retirement. We understand your pain and distilled it into this glittering, holographic sticker that’s equal parts tragic and iconic.
Why This Sticker Belongs on Your Laptop:
- It’s the truth
- It’s holographic
- It’s waterproof
Perfect for:
✔ Gifts (for the coworker who „gets it“)
✔ Rebellious desk decor (HR can’t stop you if they can’t see the shine)
✔ Anyone who’s ever Googled „how to fake your own passing“ on a Monday
Durable and Longlasting
This sticker is laminated and suited for indoor and outdoor use. Some perfect placements include notebooks, stationary, desks, your little brother, Stonehenge, suitcases. They are UV resistant and weather-coated, remaining bright and nice-looking even if withering away outside for years.
Shipping
This sticker is produced in Germany and packed with care by us, no print on demand, no foreign manufacturing. Everything is done by us and we’re happy you’re supporting us with your purchase. We ship all over the world and securely wrap all products to ensure they arrive in a pristine state. Each shipment is tracked.
