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Witches Don't Die

Rule with impunity over hell and earth with our newest labor of love: a giant knitted blanket adorned with our beloved witch. Big, beautiful and made to order.

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It's Big and Beautiful

Our big witchy blanket is 200cm by 185cm. Big enough to cover that portal to hell you're hiding from your flatmates.

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Made In Germany

Our blankets are made in Germany. Every order is produced on demand. That means a short wait in favor of sustainable production.

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Studies show comic prints increase your attractiveness by 700%.

Therapy Plants Signed Print

Therapy Plants Signed Print

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Cat's Guide to a Successful Day Signed Print

Cat's Guide to a Successful Day Signed Print

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Lost Cat Signed Comic Print

Lost Cat Signed Comic Print

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Remember Humans Signed Comic Print

Remember Humans Signed Comic Print

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Weak Signed Print

Weak Signed Print

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Daddy’s Stressed Signed Comic Print

Daddy’s Stressed Signed Comic Print

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Unholy Thoughts Signed Comic Print

Unholy Thoughts Signed Comic Print

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Crusher of Souls Signed Print

Crusher of Souls Signed Print

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Good Boy Signed Print

Good Boy Signed Print

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Soulmates Signed Print

Soulmates Signed Print

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Magic Wand Signed Comic Print

Magic Wand Signed Comic Print

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Signed Books

War and Peas The Book (Signed, English)

War and Peas The Book (Signed, English)

$24.00

$24.00

The cover of a book titled 'Hi, Earth' from the series 'War and Peas' by Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz. The cover features a cartoon Earth with a face, wearing a cowboy hat, sitting on a chair amidst flames, looking distressed.
A person holding a book titled 'Hi, Earth' from the series 'War and Peas' by Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz. The book cover features a cartoon Earth with a face, wearing a cowboy hat, sitting on a chair amidst flames, looking distressed.

Hi Earth Signed Book (English)

$24.00

$24.00

Liebe Erde Comicbuch – Deutschsprachige signierte Ausgabe

Liebe Erde Comicbuch – Deutschsprachige signierte Ausgabe

$26.00

$26.00

Once Upon a Workday Signed Book (English)

Once Upon a Workday Signed Book (English)

$24.00

$24.00

Fungirl The Book (Signed)
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Fungirl The Book (Signed)

$47.00

$47.00

Vulva Viking Fungirl – Signed Comic Book
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Vulva Viking Fungirl – Signed Comic Book

$13.00

$13.00

You Are Revolting Fungirl – Signed Comic Book

You Are Revolting Fungirl – Signed Comic Book

$9.00

$9.00

Fungirl German Book – Deutsche signierte Ausgabe

Fungirl German Book – Deutsche signierte Ausgabe

$31.00

$31.00

Book cover of 'Fungirl' by Elizabeth Pich with a person lounging under a tree by a lake.
Lustige Comic-Szene aus 'Fungirl – Zwei brandneue Abenteuer': Fungirls absolute Ehrlichkeit und ihr unerschrockener Charakter sorgen für turbulente Momente. Ein Comic, der mit Charme und Witz überzeugt!

Fungirl Zwei brandneue Abenteuer! – Deutsche signierte Ausgabe

$23.00

$23.00

Salut La Terre French Book – Édition française & Dedicacée

Salut La Terre French Book – Édition française & Dedicacée

$24.00

$24.00

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Stickers

Ram Yachts '26 Sticker
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Ram Yachts '26 Sticker

$5.00

$5.00

Laptop on Fire Textile Sticker
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Laptop on Fire Textile Sticker

$6.00

$6.00

Regret Nothing Textile Sticker
New

Regret Nothing Textile Sticker

$6.00

$6.00

Make Art Textile Sticker

Make Art Textile Sticker

$6.00

$6.00

A vibrant orange bumper sticker with bold yellow text that reads ‘HONK IF YOU KNOW THE LAST DIGIT OF π’, surrounded by sparkling star emojis. The sticker’s retro comic-style font and eye-catching gradient background make it perfect for math enthusiasts, nerd humor lovers, and anyone who enjoys witty car decor. A waterproof, durable vinyl sticker designed to spark conversations and laughs.
A person behind a colorful bumper sticker with the text ‘HONK IF YOU KNOW THE LAST DIGIT OF π’ in bold yellow letters on an orange gradient background, adorned with sparkle emojis. The sticker’s witty mathematical joke and vibrant design make it a must-have for fans of nerd culture, STEM humor, and unique car decals. A durable, waterproof sticker that’s sure to turn heads.

Honk if You Know the Last Digit of Pi Bumper Sticker

$6.00

$6.00

Made With Love Sticker Ten-Pack

Made With Love Sticker Ten-Pack

$12.00

$12.00

A holographic bumper sticker featuring a cartoon office worker at a retro computer with the text "I sharted in the metaverse" in bold 3D letters.
Car with a bumper sticker reading 'I started in the metaverse' on a black car.

I Sharted in the Metaverse Bumper Sticker

$6.00

$6.00

A holographic sticker featuring a cartoon office worker sitting at a desk with a retro computer, looking resigned. Above him, bold 3D letters spell out ‘BORN TO TWERK’, and below, ‘FORCED TO WORK’. The sticker has a rainbow iridescent finish and is held against a sparkling sequin background, making the colors pop. Perfect for fans of dark office humor, meme culture, and ironic desk decor—this waterproof, durable sticker is ideal for laptops, water bottles, or office supplies.
A holographic sticker featuring a cartoon office worker sitting at a retro computer desk with a monitor. The worker has a resigned expression while typing. Above the character, bold 3D letters spell ‘BORN TO TWERK’, and below, ‘FORCED TO WORK’. The sticker has a rainbow iridescent finish that shimmers in the light, and is placed on a grid background for scale. Perfect for fans of dark office humor, meme culture, and ironic desk decor—this waterproof, durable sticker is ideal for laptops, water bottles.

Born to Twerk, Forced to Work Sticker

$5.00

$5.00

Multiple War and Peas Surprise Sticker Packs spread out, each containing six random holographic stickers with dark humor and surreal twists. Designs include aliens, witches, flaming tech, and funny slogans. All hand-drawn and printed on durable vinyl. The vibrant, eye-catching stickers are ideal for decorating laptops, skateboards, or notebooks, offering a playful, artistic touch to any surface.
A vibrant yellow War and Peas Surprise Sticker Pack held in hand, featuring six holographic, dark humor stickers sealed in a reusable plastic bag. The pack includes funny designs like a flaming laptop, a sword-wielding cat, and a robot with a ‘FUCK SCHOOL’ sign. Perfect for fans of quirky, hand-drawn art. Each sticker is waterproof, durable, and made with love (as the tag says!).

Surprise Sticker Pack

$12.00

$12.00

An XL sticker sheet titled “Apocalypse Now Sticker Sheet,” featuring humorous and satirical designs about climate change, capitalism, technology, and space travel. Examples include: a burning tree with the words “Thanks Assholes,” a dinner plate reading “The Rich,” a sign saying “Send Elon to Mars Already,” a burning Cybertruck-like car, a sign reading “Owls Against Oligarchy,” and an anti-AI sticker saying “Use Your Brain. Fuck AI. Enjoy Your Mind.”
A transparent pencil case filled with pens, markers, and highlighters. A yellow “RAM YACHTS” sticker with a cartoon fish is stuck on the outside of the case.

Apocalypse Now XL Sticker Sheet

$18.00

$18.00

Essential Sticker Pack

Essential Sticker Pack

$11.00 $10.00 Save 9%

$11.00 $10.00 Save 9%

"Live Laugh Lurk" sticker showing a vampire with a cat in a coffin living his best afterlife: Eating popcorn and watching "Buffy". The background is orange.
Hand holding "Live Laugh Lurk" sticker showing a vampire with a cat in a coffin living his best afterlife: Eating popcorn and watching "Buffy"

Live Laugh Lurk Sticker

$5.00

$5.00

A collection of satirical stickers on an orange background with the title "Natural Intelligence FTW" at the top. The stickers include: a mountain with a "FUCK OFF" flag, a flaming laptop labeled "AI", a yin-yang symbol reading "Art Needs Humans Need Art", a yellow circle with "AI? NO THANKS" and an angry face, a blue oval with "Ghibli Fans Against A.I." featuring No-Face and Totoro characters, "Build Burrows Not Data Centers" sticker with a sleeping animal, a green "Water for Beer Not Data Centers" sticker
Rectangular sticker with retro comic-style art showing a person at a computer saying "AI IS BUILT ON THEFT." Set on a cutting mat with a yellow background and a red pencil. Anti-AI ethics sticker for artists and digital rights advocates.

Natural Intelligence XL Sticker Sheet

$18.00

$18.00

A holographic sticker featuring a cartoon laptop with a neutral facial expression engulfed in colorful flames, symbolizing a humorous take on technology issues. Pink background.
A hand holding a holographic sticker of a laptop with a neutral face expression, surrounded by vibrant flames, set against a glittery background.

Laptop on Fire Sticker

$5.00

$5.00

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Patches & Pins

Patch with cartoon book character flexing muscles and text 'BOOKS ARE HOT!' held against an orange background.

Books are Hot Embroidered Patch

$12.00

$12.00

Fungirl Hot Dog Enamel Pin
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Fungirl Hot Dog Enamel Pin

$10.00

$10.00

Humans Suck Embroidered Patch

Humans Suck Embroidered Patch

$12.00

$12.00

Sausage God Enamel Pin
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Sausage God Enamel Pin

$10.00

$10.00

100% Not Sure Embroidered Patch

100% Not Sure Embroidered Patch

$12.00

$12.00

Amazing Pin Bundle

Amazing Pin Bundle

$35.00 $30.00 Save 14%

$35.00 $30.00 Save 14%

Ghost Enamel Pin

Ghost Enamel Pin

$12.00

$12.00

Golden Worm – Enamel Pin

Golden Worm – Enamel Pin

$12.00

$12.00

Grim Reaper Enamel Pin

Grim Reaper Enamel Pin

$12.00

$12.00

I'm With Stupid Enamel Pin
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I'm With Stupid Enamel Pin

$12.00

$12.00

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Stationary

A weekly calendar cover for 'Wochenkalender 2027' by War Peas, featuring a cartoon seal holding a club on a snowy landscape with an orange-suited figure lying on the ground. The text 'Edition Moderne' appears at the bottom.
A German school calendar page for January, Week 1, featuring a four-panel comic strip with satirical illustrations and text.
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Volltreffer Wochenkalender 2027 – Deutschsprachig

$26.00

$26.00

Cordially Invited Greeting Card With Envelope
New

Cordially Invited Greeting Card With Envelope

$5.00

$5.00

Congratulations Greeting Card With Envelope
New

Congratulations Greeting Card With Envelope

$5.00

$5.00

Cartoon of a grim reaper on a skateboard with a speech bubble saying 'I love my job' against a blue sky.
Cartoon of the Grim Reaper on a skateboard with 'I love my job' speech bubble on a light gray background

I Love My Job – Postcard

$4.00

$4.00

Vibrant hand-drawn greeting card with a black cat and the humorous text ‘All I Think About is Murder – Boxes and Murder’ on a cream background. A funny, artistic, and authentic gift for people with a taste for dark humor and love for pets.
Minimalist hand-drawn cat card featuring a black cat illustration and the playful quote ‘All I Think About is Murder – Boxes and Murder.’ A unique, handmade design for true crime enthusiasts and cat lovers—perfect as a personal and artistic gift.

Boxes and Murder Greeting Card With Envelope

$5.00

$5.00

Cute cartoon worm greeting card featuring a smiling pink worm and playful handwritten message 'Sending you worm wishes'. Ideal for quirky, funny, or lighthearted occasions. Blank inside for custom notes. Displayed with white envelope on blue background."
Whimsical worm-themed greeting card with adorable pink worm drawing and handwritten 'Sending you worm wishes' text. Great for unique, funny, or cheerful greetings. Blank interior for your personal message. Shown with white envelope and pencil on vibrant orange background.

Worm Wishes Greeting Card With Envelope

$5.00

$5.00

Congrats on Quitting Card With Envelope

Congrats on Quitting Card With Envelope

$5.00

$5.00

A humorous greeting card featuring two cartoon cats in a fire with the text 'There's no one I'd rather burn it all down with!'
A greeting card with a playful illustration of two cats amidst flames and the text 'There's no one I'd rather burn it all down with!'

Burn It All Down Card With Envelope

$5.00

$5.00

A humorous birthday card featuring a cute drawing of a baby in a pill form with a face and the text 'Happy Birthday! This is how you started out and now look at you!'
A birthday card with a cute illustration of a baby in a ball shape and the message 'Happy Birthday! This is how you started out and now look at you!'

Birthday Card Look At You With Envelope

$5.00

$5.00

DTF Drawing Tiny Frogs Notepad
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DTF Drawing Tiny Frogs Notepad

$6.00

$6.00

Apparel

Gary the Ghost Vintage Cap

Gary the Ghost Vintage Cap

$35.00

$35.00

Insecurity Organic Unisex Shirt

Insecurity Organic Unisex Shirt

$35.00 $30.00 Save 14%

$35.00 $30.00 Save 14%

Fierce Cat Dad Cap

Fierce Cat Dad Cap

$35.00

$35.00

Marshmallow Ritual Organic Unisex Shirt

Marshmallow Ritual Organic Unisex Shirt

$30.00

$30.00

White organic unisex t-shirt with the front side featuring the text 'Keep Going' and the back side showing a graphic of a heart with legs.
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Keep Going Organic Unisex Shirt

$30.00

$30.00

Grim Reaper Dad Cap

Grim Reaper Dad Cap

$35.00

$35.00

Worm Dad Cap
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Worm Dad Cap

$35.00

$35.00

Insecurity Unisex Sweater

Insecurity Unisex Sweater

$53.00

$53.00

This is For Grandma Organic Unisex Shirt
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This is For Grandma Organic Unisex Shirt

$30.00

$30.00

Slutty Witch Otaku Heavy Cotton Shirt

Slutty Witch Otaku Heavy Cotton Shirt

$35.00 $24.00 Save 31%

$35.00 $24.00 Save 31%

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Bags

Fungirl Forever Tote Bag

Fungirl Forever Tote Bag

$9.00

$9.00

Tote bag with a printed design of three witches on a gray surface
Cartoon of a witch looking at two other witches with a humorous quote.

Driving the Stick Organic Tote Bag

$24.00

$24.00

Lost Cat Organic Tote Bag

Lost Cat Organic Tote Bag

$24.00

$24.00

Support Dawg Organic Tote Bag

Support Dawg Organic Tote Bag

$24.00

$24.00

Cat's Guide Organic Tote Bag
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Cat's Guide Organic Tote Bag

$18.00

$18.00

Original Art

Framed artwork with an alien sitting on a pink planet, writing in a diary with text 'Dear Diary, I hope they never find us.'
Cartoon alien writing in a book with text 'Dear Diary, I hope they never find us' on a white background.

Dear Diary Alien Original Artwork Framed

$584.00

$584.00

Framed illustration of a witch lying in front of a TV, wine glass, and book on a concrete floor.
Framed illustration of a woman in a witch hat lying on a cloud, watching TV with a bowl of popcorn.
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Hot Vamipire Tales Witch Original Artwork Framed

$584.00

$584.00

Framed illustration of a person reading a book on a cloud with a witch hat and candles.
Cartoon illustration of a character reading a book on a pink cloud with a lamp and skeleton nearby.

Cosy Witch Original Artwork Framed

$584.00

$584.00

Framed artwork of two green aliens and a red figure on a gray background
Framed artwork of two green aliens and a person on a white background
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Buff Aliens Thirsty Scientist Dream Original Artwork Framed

$759.00

$759.00

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